Wednesday, August 19, 2009

SEXY WORK LADIES

Dear People that Leave Lipstick on Cups,
I think it's just great that you're sexy
The workplace is a great place to meet hot, elligible bachelors.
You never know when and where love will strike, and we do have two, young single men here at the office to impress.
I am saying this because I do not begrudge you wearing your lipstick in the office.
You need to trap a mans and I realize that.
My humble, and decidely un-sexy request is only this:
You know you wear lipstick to work and you've seen what it leaves behind on cups and mugs.
So, maybe you could just wipe that off at the end of the day when you've finished using your vessel for liquids?
I mean, scientifically speaking, it will never come off in the dish washer - it's a wax-based item. This isn't an oil and water not mixing without a base like soap issue.
This is a wax on ceramics and plastics issue
I shall not delve further, because I recongnize the un-sexiness of this topic.
So, to sum up: Fuck off and clean up after yourself.
Thanks,
Doudy Old Emily

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